Fowl Affair

H-how it go again?

Cyan bear the first part weh you say now

Wha-what me say

Is what you hear

It's a fowl affair

So don't you interfere

Me have two fowl a mi yard

One a cock, and one a hen

But the cock a put me inna problem

Me decide fi sell the cock, but me nah bother sell him again

'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!

The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend

The cock bruk couple of Miss Jane fowl dem

The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again

The cock err, err, err and wake up Karen

Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen

A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin

Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin

The cock 'round a back a pick out the sal' ting

What a joke, eeh man?

A two fowl a mi yard

One a cock, and one a hen

But the cock a get me inna problem

Me decide fi sell the cock, but me nah bother sell him again

'Cause a gift from mi parents dem

One time me and some gyal next door did a friend

And true the cock, dem no deal with me again

They say, when them catch the cock, a the feathers dem a send

A gyal lick down mi fowl over Cockburn Pen

And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken

Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah, mi friend"

One more Guinness and the cock gone again

Two fowl a mi yard

One a cock, and one a hen

But the cock a put me inna problem

Me decide fi sell the cock, but me nah bother sell him again

'Cause a gift from mi parents dem

I don't like how this fowl yah program

This fowl yah a put me inna botheration

A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down

'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome

Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mister Chung

A the first fowl me see girls a run down

A two fowl a mi yard

One a cock, and one a hen

But the cock a put me inna problem

Me decide fi kill the cock, but me nah bother kill him again

'Cause a gift from mi parents dem

The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend

The cock bruk couple of Miss Jane's fowl dem

The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again

The cock err, err, err and wake up Karen

Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen

A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin

Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin

The cock 'round a back a pick out the sal' ting

Oh, what a ting?

A two fowl a mi yard

One a cock, and one a hen

But the cock a put me inna problem

Me decide fi kill the cock, but me nah bother kill him again

'Cause a gift from mi parents dem

One time me and some girl next door did a friend

And true the cock, them nuh deal with me again

They say, when them catch the cock, a the feathers dem a send

A gyal lick down mi fowl over Cockburn Pen

And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken

Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah, mi friend"

One more Guinness and the cock gone again

A two fowl a mi yard

One a cock, and one a hen

But the cock a put me inna problem

Me decide fi kill the cock, but me nah bother kill him again

'Cause a gift from mi parents dem

I don't like how this cock yah program

This fowl yah a put me inna botheration

A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down

'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome

Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mister Chung

A the first fowl me see girls a run down

A two fowl a mi yard

One a cock, and one a hen

But the cock a put me inna problem

Me decide fi kill the cock, but me nah bother kill him again

'Cause a gift from mi parents dem

The cock cost me more then wha' me can spend

The cock bruk couple of Miss Jane fowl dem

The cock go bruk Jackie plate dem again

The cock err, err, err and wake up Karen

Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen

A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin

Meanwhile she deh deh-