Sing!

I really couldn't sing

I could never really sing

What i couldn't do was

Sing!

I had trouble with a

Note!

It goes all around my

Throat!

It's a terrifying

Thing!

See I couldn't really hear which note

Was lower or was

Higher!

Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a

Hey when I began to

Shriek!

It's a cross between a

Squeak!

And a quiver or a

Moun!

It's a little like a

Crock!

On a record player

Broke!

What it doesn't have is

Tone!

Oh I know your thinking what a crazy

Ding-a-ling!

But I really couldn't

Sing!

I could never really

Sing!

What I couldn't do was

Sing!

Three blind mice

Three blind mice

(Oo) It isn't intentional!

She's doing her best

Jingle bells jingle bells

Jingle bells jingle bells

(Oo) It really blows my mind

She gets depressed

But! what I lack in pitch I sure make up in

Power!

And all my friends say that I'm perfect for the shower

Still! I'm terrific at a

Dance!

Guys are coming in thier

Pants!

I'm a birdie on the

Wing!

But when I begin to

Charp!

They say who's the little

Twerp!

Going pong instead of

Ping!

And when Christmas comes and all my friends go

Caroling!

It is so dishearten-

Ing!

It is so disquiet-

Ing!

It is so discourag-

Ing!

Darling please stop answer

Ring!

See I couldn't really

Sing!

I could never really

Sing!

What I couldn't do was

Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do

(Do-ti-la-so-fa-mi-re-do)

La, la, la, la

Sing sing sing sing sing sing

Sing singsing sing sing sing sing

Sing!!!